You've just spotted Osama Bin Laden!

Now that you've caught him under the act of exterminating degenerates, you've got no choice but to join him.

You will be assigned a job to hunt down k-pop stans who are currently in hiding in Albania.

Before all that, a lecture is mandatory.

ALL DENIERS OF ISLAM ARE HARAM

Mankind has regressed over the centuries, from sucking the blood out of circumsized penises to convincing everyone on Twitter why frogs are racist and that they should kill themselves.